Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Category: Wife SMS
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.
Wife to Husband
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife to Husband
Wife to Husband : I don’t have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up…
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
Husband : To become a Sadhu !
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won’t take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won’t take place 😉
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. 🙂
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
“An idea,that can change your WIFE”
While real word was(LIFE).
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
A Small Tip For Lifetime:
“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,
Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
🙂
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h
Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami
unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.