Category: Wife SMS

Wife sms

If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together.

Wife sms

Husband: kaha ja rhi ho?

Wife: KhudkUshi Karnay

Husband :To itna Make-Up Q kiya hai.

Wife- Kal Subah akhbar me Photo Nhi Ayegi Kiya πŸ™‚a

Wife sms

Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli…
Dulha bola ,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
” tumne pepsi lene ni jana ” :

Wife sms

A MAN have a three DOLLS in Life
1- His daughter (baby doll)
2- His girlfriend (barbi doll)
3- His wife (penadol) woh be extra

Wife sms

Wife : Ap mujhay talaaq bi de dain tab bi me ghar k darwazay pe baith jaon gi
magar kabi ghar chorh ker nahi jaoun gi.

Husband : Zanani bun “Gillani na bun”

Wife sms

Husband & Wife apny room ma khamosh:

B.V ki soch:
1-Ye mj se bat Q nhi kr raha?

2-Kya ye dusri shadi k baray me soch raha ha?

3-Kya is ne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe han?

4-Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun

HUSBAND KI SOCH:

Gal Keeti te Kidry Paisey Na Mang lavy.

Wife sms

Larki: Chand kahan hai??
Mangetar: meri ankhoon k samnay..

After Marriage

Wife:Chand kahaan hai??

Husband: Ani, hogai ae
utte asman te kharbuza tangia ee? πŸ˜€

Wife sms

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Wife sms

Apple is now working to make an
“i-wife”
Slim design, beauty with brain
and, most important, a mute
button…!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Booking full till 2020 πŸ˜‰

Wife sms

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
…

Wife sms

Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
…

Wife sms

The Most Expensive Way of sleeping with a woman is
.
.
.
Marriage!
…

Wife sms

wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
.
.
After 1hour,
SHe calls back : β€œAa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”
…

Wife sms

Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses.
…

Wife sms Funny 2016

Wife sms Funny 2016

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb

si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.

Wife:Wo kiya?

Husband:
Tumhara ‘moun’…

Wife sms

Wife:”Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!”

Husband: “dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain…?

Wife sms

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!