One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
“An idea,that can change your WIFE”
While real word was(LIFE).
A Small Tip For Lifetime:
“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,
Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
🙂
Sms
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h
Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami
unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.
GIRL’S PRAYER BEFORE MARRIAGE:
“RABBA!
ya tey saass changi howy
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Ya udi photo deewar tay tangi howy!”:-D
Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google
“How to Tackle A Wife
Google Search Result:
“Good Morning, Sir
Even We are Searching
Height Of Shakkk.!
Shohar: Mein Tumhare Sath 100 Saal
Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga.!
Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo
Marne Ka Irada He?
Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.”
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Husband : Chal,
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Bari ayee….
Benazir
Bivi khan se jo criket ka shoqeen hy.kia tum ko hamari shadi ka din yaad hy?
khan.ha s din shahid afridi ne 3 wicket lye thy.
A recently fired
stock trader said
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This is worse than divorce
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I have lost everything
and
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I still have my wife
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: y three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
A small argument between a couple turns violent
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out
Wife: who is scared of a mouse
Brain is very important part of body
It is active 24 hours
365 days
it starts workng,when you born
and work till you
Get Married
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-Why will you die?
Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement
Dear Mother-in-law,
“Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement