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Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.
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Kya life hai hamari?
The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
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When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*
Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile,
ye akele rehne se darte hai,
le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par..
kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.
80% of the Ques. in the exams are based on the
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One lecture u missed and the topics u dont covered for the exams.
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,
Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya
socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting
aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya.
Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.
MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.
Bill gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is Richest man.
Einstein never did Sarswati pooja but hewas most Intelligent.
Belive in WORK Not in LUCK
Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai
Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun?
To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do.
We Indian student are always the best..
Look how we study
1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.
2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
“Kal se pakka”
3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of doing them.
4) We want break after evrey 2pages
5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry
6) We even start likeing doordarshan
7) About evrey hard topic we think:
“lagta nahi ke ye aayega”
8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz
“Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?”
9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.
10) On each point u smiled, n thought
“Hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”
Exam + Rowdy Rathore
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!!
Don’t see others doing better than you,
Beat your own records everyday because,
Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF.
US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.
But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.
Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
Waqt bhi sikhata hai,
aur teacher bhi..
Par dono mein fark hota hai,
Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai,
aur
Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!