Pathan ka rishta horaha tha , Uski Maa ne usay kaha susral me
har baat barha charha ke karna taake susral walon par raub pare
Pathan susral pohncha to saas ne pucha rickshe me aae ho ?
Pathan : Helicopter me
Susar : Chae loge ya Thanda ?
Pathan : Broast aur Chinese Rice
Achanak Pathan ko Chheenk agai
Saas : Beta tumhen Zukaam he kya ?
Pathan : Nahi , Cancer:-)
BeBas Kr Deta Hy
Qanoon_E_Dosti
Warna
Teri Enni Bund
Maara
K
Tennu Saa V Na Aawe , ,,, ( “, ) (‘;’)___//\ \ _/_/ <<))-( (
Kaka hr wari koi poetry nhi hondi bund ve vaj jandi ay, :p
Shadi Me Photographer Banny Ka Maza
Larkiyan:
Meri Lo Na
Meri Akeli Ki Lo
Ye Meri Friend Hai Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo
Ye Meri Choti Behan Ki B Lo
Khary Khary Lena
Meri Aagy Se Lo
Tum Ne To Meri Li Hi Nahi
Pehly Meri Lo
Phir Uski Lena
Dulhan Ki Bar Bar Lena
Ab Mery BHAI Ki B Ly Lo
BHAI Kahan Hai.?
Wo MSG Par Raha Hai
Bhaiya Gi Smile
1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui”
Shohar Ghungat uthane lga to Boli
braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye
Ghungat uthane k liye 1 dabaye
Baten krne k liye 2 dabaye
mu dikhae k liye 3 dabaye
ring pehnanay k liay 4 dabaye
Shohar
Ab ye bi bta do talaq dene k liye kya dabaun
Bivi boli Ap ka mojoda balance is kaam k liye na kafi hai
Braye mehrbani phly haq-mehar k paise jama’an kr lein aur Mazid malomat k liye mari ammi se rabta kren
Mujse Shadi krne ka shukriya.::)
1 Larki ki 5 Crore ki Lottery Nikli.
Company ne Socha Achanak Bataya to Larki Khushi se Mar sakti hai,
Company ne ek Baba ko Ye KAam diya k Usay Aese Batao k Wo Khushi se Mar Na Jaye.
Baba ne Ja k Us Larki se kaha;
“Farz karo Aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam Nikle to Aap Kya Karo gi?”
Larki: Aap k Samne Dance Karun gi,
Aap se Pyaar Karun gi,
Shaadi kar lun gi
Yehi nahi,
Aadha Inaam bhi de dun gi…!
OR BABA hi Khushi se Mar gay.
1 Pnjbi Hajj py apne joto sy shetan ko marny lga
LOG “chodry Sb”knkryo sy maro
Pnjbi(Gusy se)
Na na is di pen nu yawa
Is penchod ny mery kolo khoti chudwayi c.
Hamaray veer G kaha krte thay:
‘Machi’ or ‘bachi’ khud pakar k khao to maza hy…:D
‘Lun’ or ‘qanoon’ kabhi hath main na lo…:p
‘Saanp’ or ‘phudi’ jahan milein maar do…;)
‘Nokri’ or ‘tatton’ pe kabi laat na maro…:x
Larki jitni marzi lambi ho ‘Lun’ hamesha lait kar hi leti hy…=
‘Lohay’ par hathora or ‘phudi’ par lora tb maro jab wo garm ho…
‘Qismat’ ki krni…
‘Phudi’ ki garmi…
Or ‘Lun’ ki be_sharmi nhi rukti…=))
Or!
Ehtyat se sex karo kyon k…?:O
Bandooq se nikla folad…
Or pait se nikli olad kabi wapis nahi jati…:D
Geo veer ge
Foji 1 Larki ko utha kr ly gaya
or
us ka rape karna shoro kr dia
Rape karty huey us ny
Larki sy kaha: Kahan hai tera Ashiq?
agar us ma himmat hai to samne Aye
Larki ko maza Aa raha tha,
Kehne lagi:
aah,
Ohh,
Us namard ka nam mat lo
aah,
Tum apna kam karo or us khusray ko sms parhne do.
hahahahahaha
Paa g meri v enj e hoi c.
Tusi v gussa thanda kro, te frward kro.
BOYS are the most busy generation in the world
On bike
1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions at 1 time
Phir b log larko ko farig kehte Hain.
That’s Not fair..
_B.V : Kya Tumhy
Mujh Se Piyar
Hai ?
Pathan : Haan..
B.V : phir Tum
Meri Perwa Q
Nahi Krtey ?
Pathan : Pagal..
Piyar Krny Waley
Kisi ki Parwa Nahi
Krtey,
“Zindgi mei Jab TUMKO koi RASTA Dikhai Na Dy
~
Koi MANZIL Dikhai Na Dy
~
Koi APNA Dikhai Na Dy
~
Tou Tum Mere PASS ajana
Mein Tumko
Ankhon (Eye’s) waLy DOCTOR K Pass Ly Jao’n ga.
“Bin Batae soo Jaaty Ho…….??
“Hadd Hai wesy La-ParWai Ki..??
GOOD NIGHT
=Vip =SMS =
“Hmare AaQa” (S.A.W.W) Ka SONE Ka TREQa!
1/wazu kr k sona…
2/bister jharna..
3/daini karwat pr sona…
4/tahajjud or fajr k liye jagne ki neyat krna…
5/pehla klma parhna…
6/Ayat-ul-kursi parhna…
7/sb ko maf kr k sona…
8/soney ki dua parh kr sona…
Hm daily aek dosray ko “GooD NighT” k msgz krte hain aj ye msg 4wd kr k apne piyare AaQa (S.A.W.W) ki piyari sunatoon ko Aam kren,
Pankhy se latakti hui Laash,
.
Almari k peechay se jhankti ulte paon wali Aurat,
.
Khirki se dekhti hui Rooh,
.
Bed k Neechay bethi hui Churail,
.
Washrum me chupa hua 4 hathon wala admi,
.
Kamray me chaltay phirtay Safed Chadar me Buzurg,
.
Kamray k bahir se dekhta hua
sar-kata Chota Bacha,
.
Koney men beth kar roti hui lambe balon wali burhya,
.
In Sabki taraf Say Aap Ko
.
Go0D NIghT
Aram se sona , darna
nahi.
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