Category: Jokes SMS

Pathan Ka Rishta Ho Raha Tha Funny

Pathan Ka Rishta Ho Raha Tha Funny

Pathan ka rishta horaha tha , Uski Maa ne usay kaha susral me

har baat barha charha ke karna taake susral walon par raub pare

Pathan susral pohncha to saas ne pucha rickshe me aae ho ?

Pathan : Helicopter me

Susar : Chae loge ya Thanda ?

Pathan : Broast aur Chinese Rice

Achanak Pathan ko Chheenk agai

Saas : Beta tumhen Zukaam he kya ?

Pathan : Nahi , Cancer:-)

BeBas Kr Deta Hy Qanoon e Dosti

BeBas Kr Deta Hy  Qanoon e Dosti

BeBas Kr Deta Hy

Qanoon_E_Dosti

Warna

Teri Enni Bund

Maara

K

Tennu Saa V Na Aawe , ,,, ( “, ) (‘;’)___//\ \ _/_/ <<))-( (

Kaka hr wari koi poetry nhi hondi bund ve vaj jandi ay, :p 

Shadi Me Photographer Banny Ka Maza

Shadi Me Photographer Banny Ka Maza

Shadi Me Photographer Banny Ka Maza

Larkiyan:

Meri Lo Na

Meri Akeli Ki Lo

Ye Meri Friend Hai Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo

Ye Meri Choti Behan Ki B Lo

Khary Khary Lena

Meri Aagy Se Lo

Tum Ne To Meri Li Hi Nahi

Pehly Meri Lo

Phir Uski Lena

Dulhan Ki Bar Bar Lena

Ab Mery BHAI Ki B Ly Lo

BHAI Kahan Hai.?

Wo MSG Par Raha Hai

Bhaiya Gi Smile

Admi Ki Shadi Mobile Jokes Funny SMS

Admi Ki Shadi Mobile Jokes Funny SMS

1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui”

Shohar Ghungat uthane lga to Boli

braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye

Ghungat uthane k liye 1 dabaye

Baten krne k liye 2 dabaye

mu dikhae k liye 3 dabaye

ring pehnanay k liay 4 dabaye

Shohar

Ab ye bi bta do talaq dene k liye kya dabaun

Bivi boli Ap ka mojoda balance is kaam k liye na kafi hai

Braye mehrbani phly haq-mehar k paise jama’an kr lein aur Mazid malomat k liye mari ammi se rabta kren

Mujse Shadi krne ka shukriya.::)

Aik Larki ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Funny SMS

Aik Larki ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Funny SMS

1 Larki ki 5 Crore ki Lottery Nikli.

Company ne Socha Achanak Bataya to Larki Khushi se Mar sakti hai,

Company ne ek Baba ko Ye KAam diya k Usay Aese Batao k Wo Khushi se Mar Na Jaye.

Baba ne Ja k Us Larki se kaha;

“Farz karo Aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam Nikle to Aap Kya Karo gi?”

Larki: Aap k Samne Dance Karun gi,

Aap se Pyaar Karun gi,

Shaadi kar lun gi

Yehi nahi,

Aadha Inaam bhi de dun gi…!

OR BABA hi Khushi se Mar gay.

1 Punjabi Hajji Dirt Funny Jokes SMS

1 Punjabi Hajji Dirt Funny Jokes SMS

1 Pnjbi Hajj py apne joto sy shetan ko marny lga

LOG “chodry Sb”knkryo sy maro

Pnjbi(Gusy se)

Na na is di pen nu yawa

Is penchod ny mery kolo khoti chudwayi c.

Hamaray Veer ji Dirty Funny Jokes SMS

Hamaray Veer ji Dirty Funny Jokes SMS

Hamaray veer G kaha krte thay:

‘Machi’ or ‘bachi’ khud pakar k khao to maza hy…:D

‘Lun’ or ‘qanoon’ kabhi hath main na lo…:p

‘Saanp’ or ‘phudi’ jahan milein maar do…;)

‘Nokri’ or ‘tatton’ pe kabi laat na maro…:x

Larki jitni marzi lambi ho ‘Lun’ hamesha lait kar hi leti hy…=

‘Lohay’ par hathora or ‘phudi’ par lora tb maro jab wo garm ho…

‘Qismat’ ki krni…

‘Phudi’ ki garmi…

Or ‘Lun’ ki be_sharmi nhi rukti…=))

Or!

Ehtyat se sex karo kyon k…?:O

Bandooq se nikla folad…

Or pait se nikli olad kabi wapis nahi jati…:D

Geo veer ge

Foji 1 Larki Ko Utha Kar Lay Gaya Funny SMS

Foji 1 Larki Ko Utha Kar Lay Gaya Funny SMS

Foji 1 Larki ko utha kr ly gaya

or

us ka rape karna shoro kr dia

Rape karty huey us ny

Larki sy kaha: Kahan hai tera Ashiq?

agar us ma himmat hai to samne Aye

Larki ko maza Aa raha tha,

Kehne lagi:

aah,

Ohh,

Us namard ka nam mat lo

aah,

Tum apna kam karo or us khusray ko sms parhne do.

hahahahahaha

Paa g meri v enj e hoi c.

Tusi v gussa thanda kro, te frward kro.

Boys Are The Most Busy Generation in The World SMS

Boys Are The Most Busy Generation in The World SMS

BOYS are the most busy generation in the world

On bike

1 hand on clutch

1 hand on accelerator.

1 leg on gear

1 leg on break.

1 ear on music

1 ear on mobile

1 eye on Road

1 eye on girl

Nose on breath,

Lips on cigrate

All tensions at 1 time

Phir b log larko ko farig kehte Hain.

That’s Not fair..

Jokes Funny Jokes New Jokes SMS 2014

Jokes Funny Jokes New Jokes SMS 2014

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Koi APNA Dikhai Na Dy
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Tou Tum Mere PASS ajana
Mein Tumko
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