Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together.
Category: Wife SMS
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Husband: kaha ja rhi ho?
Wife: KhudkUshi Karnay
Husband :To itna Make-Up Q kiya hai.
Wife- Kal Subah akhbar me Photo Nhi Ayegi Kiya 🙂a
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli…
Dulha bola ,
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” tumne pepsi lene ni jana ” :
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
A MAN have a three DOLLS in Life
1- His daughter (baby doll)
2- His girlfriend (barbi doll)
3- His wife (penadol) woh be extra
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife : Ap mujhay talaaq bi de dain tab bi me ghar k darwazay pe baith jaon gi
magar kabi ghar chorh ker nahi jaoun gi.
Husband : Zanani bun “Gillani na bun”
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Husband & Wife apny room ma khamosh:
B.V ki soch:
1-Ye mj se bat Q nhi kr raha?
2-Kya ye dusri shadi k baray me soch raha ha?
3-Kya is ne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe han?
4-Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun
HUSBAND KI SOCH:
Gal Keeti te Kidry Paisey Na Mang lavy.
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Larki: Chand kahan hai??
Mangetar: meri ankhoon k samnay..
After Marriage
Wife:Chand kahaan hai??
Husband: Ani, hogai ae
utte asman te kharbuza tangia ee? 😀
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Apple is now working to make an
“i-wife”
Slim design, beauty with brain
and, most important, a mute
button…!
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Booking full till 2020 😉
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
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Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
The Most Expensive Way of sleeping with a woman is
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Marriage!
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Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”
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Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses.
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Wife sms Funny 2016
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife sms Funny 2016
Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb
si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.
Wife:Wo kiya?
Husband:
Tumhara ‘moun’…
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife:”Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!”
Husband: “dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain…?
Wife sms
June 6, 2013
Wife SMS
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!