Category: Insult SMS

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

I just feel u….

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

In 3 ways u can break d mirror��

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth��.

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Boy: “You Are Like A COIN.”

Boy: “No, Two Faced”

Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

as i have done������

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..