Category: Insult SMS

What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent 😐
boy: am i so good??? 😀 :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P