Category: Funny SMS

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Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy

Wah wah wah

Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy

Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
\(“,)
|>
/ \ miti pao g!

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Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

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Wife Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho Maine use 10 sal phle shadi se inkar kiya tha 0r wo aaj tak p raha hai

Husband:
ITNA Lammbba jashan .

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Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . Iā€™m Also BORED Of Education..

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yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr
pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..

Sent:
18-April-2013
01 : 38:39 Pm
Massage centre
+92300000042

Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro….!

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MURGA TO MURGI.
.
I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
.
MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
.
MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=

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3 bachon wali aik bewa aurat nay 3 bachon walay shohar say shadi ki..
shadi k baad dono kay phr 3 bachay hogaye..
1 din ghar may bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai..
biwi nay shohar ko fone kiya: jaldi ghar ajayein apkay bachay aur meray bachay mil kar hamaray bachon ko maar rahay hain šŸ˜€

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This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms

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Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai

Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai