Exam sms
June 23, 2013
Exams SMS
Three reasons to give Exams
.
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
Category: Exams SMS
Exam sms
June 23, 2013
Exams SMS
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, “I killed a person”
.
Student: The Future tense is “You will go to a jail”
Exam sms
June 23, 2013
Exams SMS
The most funniest situation in student’s life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”
Exam sms
June 23, 2013
Exams SMS
Four things boys do in the
Examination Hall1.
Counting the Girls2.
Counting the fans & tube
lights3. Reading the brand
name of their pen4.
Thinking of studying for at
least next ExamsFour
things Girls do in the Exam
Hall1.Write2.Write3.Write4
.And just WriteAata ho ya
na aata ho….
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Exam sms
June 21, 2013
Exams SMS
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)