Read each word Reversely

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

I just feel u

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Diff BW Ignorance And selfcontrol

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

You are ULLU

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

3 ways to break d mirror

In 3 ways u can break d mirror��

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth��.

Why do men chase women

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

U r like a coin

Boy: “You Are Like A COIN.”

Girl: “Awwww, Valuable .. ?”

Boy: “No, Two Faced”

Today is an international day

Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done������

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

I love your smile

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
.
.
.
.
.
.
My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

Roses r lal skies r nila

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

Someone misses you

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!