Pathan ka rishta horaha tha , Uski Maa ne usay kaha susral me
har baat barha charha ke karna taake susral walon par raub pare
Pathan susral pohncha to saas ne pucha rickshe me aae ho ?
Pathan : Helicopter me
Susar : Chae loge ya Thanda ?
Pathan : Broast aur Chinese Rice
Achanak Pathan ko Chheenk agai
Saas : Beta tumhen Zukaam he kya ?
Pathan : Nahi , Cancer:-)
BeBas Kr Deta Hy
Qanoon_E_Dosti
Warna
Teri Enni Bund
Maara
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Tennu Saa V Na Aawe , ,,, ( “, ) (‘;’)___//\ \ _/_/ <<))-( (
Kaka hr wari koi poetry nhi hondi bund ve vaj jandi ay, :p
Shadi Me Photographer Banny Ka Maza
Larkiyan:
Meri Lo Na
Meri Akeli Ki Lo
Ye Meri Friend Hai Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo
Ye Meri Choti Behan Ki B Lo
Khary Khary Lena
Meri Aagy Se Lo
Tum Ne To Meri Li Hi Nahi
Pehly Meri Lo
Phir Uski Lena
Dulhan Ki Bar Bar Lena
Ab Mery BHAI Ki B Ly Lo
BHAI Kahan Hai.?
Wo MSG Par Raha Hai
Bhaiya Gi Smile
1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui”
Shohar Ghungat uthane lga to Boli
braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye
Ghungat uthane k liye 1 dabaye
Baten krne k liye 2 dabaye
mu dikhae k liye 3 dabaye
ring pehnanay k liay 4 dabaye
Shohar
Ab ye bi bta do talaq dene k liye kya dabaun
Bivi boli Ap ka mojoda balance is kaam k liye na kafi hai
Braye mehrbani phly haq-mehar k paise jama’an kr lein aur Mazid malomat k liye mari ammi se rabta kren
Mujse Shadi krne ka shukriya.::)
sar say kam ho gaya balon ka wabaal acha hai
runuma honay laga rukh pay jalaal acha hai
jo hamain bakhsha hai qudrat nay kamaal acha hai
raas ayengay mujhay topi roomaal acha hai
ek muddat say rahay hain ye meray sar pay sawar
sar charhi cheez pay aaya hai zawaal acha hai
ab kinaron pay nazer aatay hain sarhad ki tarah
or kuch rooz rahengay ye bahaal acha hai
iis say pehlay k ye aasaar-e-qadeema hojayen
iis ujarti hui kheti ko sambhaal acha hai
hamnawa kehtay hain ab sar ko meray chikna ghada
baat achi nahin andaaz-e-misaal acha hai
hai Ghanimat k salamat hai hamari darhhi
iis Khabar say meray hajjam ka haal acha hai
ye burhhapay ka aqeeqa hai faqat farq ye hai
iis main kartay nahin bakray ko halaal acha hai
aaina dekhoon to hoti hai tabiyaat bhari
rukhsat-e-baal pay thora sa malaal acha hai
jab koi poochhta hai baal k jhrhnay ka ilaaj
sar khuja kar main ye kehta hoon sawaal acha hai
Ek larkay ko lrki se pyar ho gya
Lrki ne larkay se kaha tm mere lye kia kr skte ho
Lrka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga
Lrki boli agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krte ho to apne BAAP ka DIL lekar ao
Lrka DIL le aya lrki ne us se shadi krli. Larki ne wo DIL theli men dal k apne room men latka dia
25 saal baad jb uska beta bara ho k doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka check up kia.
To
Wo
.Bakray ka nikla…
hahahaha:-)
Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
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Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!
The Longest Distance for a morning work in winter is from
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the bed to the toilet=p
I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Q udas bethi ho kisi sham ki tarha.
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Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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Q k
santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D
AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI
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DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY………..
FUNNY BUT TRUE
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… : …
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha
“Most innocent & heart touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up…!”
“baji mere gift wapas kar dain..!”